| Ladkiyan Marke Kya Bante Hai?... Ek Bhoot Dusre Se: Yaar kitni ajeeb baat hai Ladke mar ke bhoot ban jate hain aur Ladkiyan? ? ? Chudeil ki Chudeil hi rehti hai. When Things Go Wrong... When Things Go WRONG... When Sadness FILLS ur Heart... When Tears FLOW 4m ur Eyes... Always Say this MAGICAL Words... "Ae Ganpath, Chal DARU La". Don ka message ##A#*%%?##%) )?D**%#%%!.!& #-#V!=!=D%g#%” T$#&*^%%$*&%^ ^%$#&&^%*#$%$# ^*&^#%*(#$%*@# #$%#%$&#$*%%#@ Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai. Elephant And Bananas An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why? Because the bananas are made of plastic. Next…Q The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why? Because the elephant is made of plastic. Hahhaa…never give up…one more.. Now, Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why? Because the bananas are in the TV. Ooops!!! Cool down… Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why? Because they are on different channels. Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why? Cmon think Because the TV is off. Kikikikikiki.. Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why? Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar..Kya bigada hain Haathi ne aapka. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. They who assume a character will betray themselves by their actions Listen to every person, because every person knows at least one thing more that you don’t. Don't leave that person without learning that thing Lawyer in his limousine!!! One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also. The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high" "Love is a beautiful red rose given for no apparent reason." Unknown "Love is a fire that reigns in the heart." Unknown "Love is like a river, never ending as it flows, but gets greater with time!" Unknown "Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time." Unknown "Love is a journey not a destination." Unknown "Love is blind but after experiencing it for a long time you should become familiar with some particular spots." Unknown "Love is a precious gift that you receive, and you need to give it with caution!" Unknown "Love is happiness given back and forth." Unknown "Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness." Unknown If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart. Life is a flower of which love is the honey. Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Kisses are a better fate than wisdom Take away love and our earth is a tomb. “THE MEDIOCRE TEACHER TELLS, THE GOOD TEACHER EXPLAINS, THE SUPIRIOR TEACHER DEMONSTRATES & THE GREAT TEACHER INSPIRES.” “THE MEDIOCRE TEACHER TELLS, THE GOOD TEACHER EXPLAINS, THE SUPIRIOR TEACHER DEMONSTRATES & THE GREAT TEACHER INSPIRES.” Santa singh needed some money desperately. banta tells him that if he prays to shivji in a temple, his prayers would surely be answered. so santa goes to a shiva temple. the temple had a large lord shiva statue. santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands and says his prayer. santa: "ho jee tussee itne vadde ho. itne mahan ho. saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. kripa karo." the priest sees santa praying. he wants to help santa but knows that a sikh will never accept the money. so he drops a 100-rupee note,from behind the statue, so that santa can not see him. after santa had said his prayers, and opens his eyes. he sees the note and thinks that god has listened to his prayers. he takes the note and goes away. however he is back again next day for money. now the priest is really annoyed with santa. the priest decides that he is not going to give any more money to santa. he changes the big shivji statue with a smaller one of ganapathi that day. once again santa goes to the prayer room. however he does not notice the difference. santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands and says his prayer. santa: "ho jee tussee itne vadde ho. itne mahan ho. ajj to saannoo 50 rupayen hi chahiye. kirpa karo." after that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any money. so he lowers his demand a bit. santa: "o papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. itne mahan ho. asee 10 rupayen me hi kaam chala lenge. kirpa karo jee." again he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any money. he slowly raises his head and now notices the small ganapathi statue. he carefully looks left and then right, and then slowly moves a bit forward near the statue. then he whispers to the statue: "puttar, papa kitthe hein ??!! Hare scored 75%, tortoise 50%. But tortoise gets the admission to IIT!!! Guess why? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SPORTS QUOTA!!! (Remember, IT WON THE RACE???) heheeheehe
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